Q. What did the ugly fossil say after being insulted by the handsome fossil?
A. Sir, I am just as the Lord made me.
A child asks his creationist father how far away is the farthest star from Earth. The father answers, "I don't know, son, but if it's more than 6,000 light years, its a sinner."
A Creationist, a Buddhist, and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What's with the long face?" The horse shrugs, the Buddhist smiles, and the Creationist says, "Can you prove it's not true?"
Yeah, well, that's all I can come up with for now. I thought this would be easier.
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